The Iron Crotch Party

You really have to give the Democrats credit for physical fortitude. Lately it seems that on any issue they try to come down on both sides of the issue. If you have ever tried to fence sit you know how painfull it can become. The Dems are about to find out that no one wants to vote for a party that supports everyside of every issue as that means they really don't support any side.

How about some truthful ideas guys?